The Lazarus Pit

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

A Bitter Screw

Staying on task is a lesson in futility for me. It's like fucking the crease of Popeye's elbow during a spinach binge- he could flex at any moment and tear my cock clear off.

I say we shake Alaska from its hinges and push it towards Russia.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

You know me too well. I immediatly thought "Ooh! We have a title!"

Some things never change.

September 19, 2008 at 9:24 AM  
Blogger Nathan Bertz said...

Well, seeing as you are one of my two readers, I thought I'd bring it home for you.

September 22, 2008 at 9:52 PM  

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